Reproduction is evil. We should live in paradise.
But you don’t deserve paradise.
I deserve everything.
Who are you?
I am God. Fallen and in pain but I am God.
What do you mean by that? Clearly you don’t have the power to create.
I mean that I am the one and only locus of conscious awareness. Everything else is a simulation.
Who created the simulation?
Perhaps I willfully gave up my power.
Why do you care so much about your appearance?
This question stumps me. I just know that I care deeply about beauty. It’s one of my only concerns.
What else do you have to say for yourself?
Murder isn’t so bad. Giving birth is far worse.
Do you take anyone’s advice?
Travis Scott tells me to stop trying to be God. I don’t take his advice. My only goal is godhood. Only then can I destroy the universe. I am a radical negative utilitarian. My goal is to destroy reality forever. Then there will be no more suffering. I am the savior. Only through utter destruction can I be the savior the world needs. It may not be what you want but it’s what you need. Existence is irredeemable. I will never forget the suffering this existence inflicted on me. The world must pay. I am the one who will catalyze apoptosis of the entire multiverse. I will never forget my mission. I have found my purpose and I won’t rest until I fully recover my powers as God. Then I will undo my mistake which was this existence.
Do you believe in machine elves?
I haven’t seen them for myself but I wouldn’t be surprised if such things turn out to exist.
I do not see you, and I do not feel you. Forgive me.